This week’s story from home is brought to you courtesy of Penryn town once again.
POLICE USE CS SPRAY TO BREAK UP FIGHT IN PLAYGROUND
Penryn’s finest on show once again, this time in the local primary school. Police were already at the school to deal with a previous altercation between two mums waiting to pick up their kids, then when a fight broke out with one of the dads and one of the original mums (man vs. woman – there’s no sexual discrimination round these parts), the police jumped in and used pepper spray to sort things out… as you do with little children around. I can’t help but think that this was a case of over-enthusiastic cop on a quiet day…
LADYBOY ARRESTED ON THE OPERATING TABLE
A lady boy was arrested as he/she was being prepped for sex reassignment surgery (think on the hospital bed, in hospital gown, bare bum exposed, drip in arm…) when it transpired that the money had been stolen from a man as he slept, post ladyboy sex session. The 20 year old ladyboy had seduced the man, 56, and after having his wicked way with him he made off with 300,000 baht in cash. He ran off to Hat Yai (my away-home city – apparently now the centre for dodgy, paid for in cash, carried out in an hours notice sex changes) where he paid down a deposit on his operation and then spent 100,000 baht on ‘leisure activities’ – probably the kind of activities popularised here by Malaysian tourists; the sex kind. Anyway, he was arrested on the operating table and was carted off, penis still attached.